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shelikesitfrombehind:

I need you, right here.

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theladybadass:

Diana Ross singing Home in 1978 movie, The Wiz

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oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

image

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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)

(Source: real-hiphophead, via hiphoplaboratory)

Miami-Dade gives early OK to transgender-protections law - Miami-Dade - MiamiHerald.com

Random drunk memory of calling my buliding’s maintenance

ME: Look, there’s something wrong with my toilet. It hasn’t completely flushed in a week. I got liquid drain-o and still nothing.

Maintenance: SERIOUSLY?! But it’s a TOTO?!

ME: I have no idea what that even means. Can you fix the pooper or not? 

***Maintenance comes by a day later and snakes the commode****

Maintenance: WHAT THE HELL!

**digs fork and spoon out of the john**

Maintenance: I…I guess that’s your problem

ME: *chuckles*  Oh, well I  guess maybe I have been eating a little too quickly. 

Maintenance: *completely serious* So……………do you wanna keep them?

ME: image

*walking to get food on nostrand*
Club bouncer: *must have previously gotten turned down by a fuller figured black woman who was looking at a dress next door*
Her: *walks away*
Bouncer: *yells her way* "DONT YOU THINK THATS TOO SMALL FOR YO FAT ASS? HAHAHA!"
Me: *walks past him*
Bouncer: "hey sweetheart what you getting into tonight?"
Me: "DONT YOU THINK YO DICK TOO SHORT FOR THIS?"

(Source: asylumofthecoven, via rnumblr)

Still trying to get that hoodie

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straylightjay:

10 questions to never ask a transgender person by Laura Jane Grace

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notoriouslynay:

accras:

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Perfect

finally Sesame Street gets it

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psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)